Dwayne the first human in Airwear. His wife was named Gladys, and she had two sons named Omer and Ouster Will. He is also credited with the creation of the name Airwear.


Beginnings of Airwear

When Dwayne awoke on the first morning, he yawned, stretched, and said to the rock next to him, "Well, here we are." At the same time as he awoke, the first woman, Gladys, also awoke. His descendants repeated the phrase "here we are" until it became Airwear, the name of the world.

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